Jon LaLane, son of the famed exercise guru Jack LaLane, tells In Touch magazine he was fired as Britney Spears’ pool boy for talking too much to her hubby, Kevin Federline. “I was hanging out a little bit,” LaLane said. “She came out screaming at Kevin for lying around, then looked at me like I was to blame.” LaLane got a call the next day from Britney’s people, telling him not to report for work. “She wants Kevin on a leash,” LaLane complained. “She fires everybody. I figured, ‘Why not me?’ I just didn’t expect her to be so mean.” Read more.