Contributed by MusicHomme:
Would it be great if we can measure talent with a weighing machine? One bushel of talent is equals to five years in the music industry? But somehow, Christina Aguilera seems to be able do so. She can accurately point out that Britney Spears and Destiny’s Child star Beyonce Knowles are lesser. After all, who are we to disagree with great Christina Aguilera.. She’s not fake, come on. She’s the same ghetto-speaking, double “r” spelling ‘Dirrty’ girl that she has always been. She would never sing about embarrassing things like Genies!
‘Beautiful’ is the world’s first ever self-affirming ballad. ‘Fighter’ is the world’s first and only rock anthem/ heart break song. ‘Can’t Hold Us Down’ is the world’s first feminist song. Never before an inspirational song before ‘A Voice Within’. Christina is the alpha and omega. Man, she is IT. And come on, she writes EVERYTHING. Not co-write like all the other embarrassingly talentless, fake artist. Let’s proclaim Aguilera to be the female Beatle all packed in one. Oh wait, let me check with her to see if she thinks The Beatles are fake.