Megan McCauley Previews ‘Dr. Phil’ Appearance With Mom

Megan McCauley checked in with fans on her blog at Myspace on Wednesday (September 12) with details on her appearance on ‘Dr. Phil’ on September 20th. “My mother and I will be on there, engaged in a battle to the death,” McCauley jokes, hopefully. “This is some deep sh**, not for the weak at heart OR stomach. So if you would like to see midgetts mud wrestling, dancing gnomes on LSD, Satan dancing in a tutu while the grim reaper sings the theme song to ‘Good Times’ and acompanies himself on the banjo, YOU ARE GONNA LOVE THIS SH**! If you would also like to see pictures and video of me when I was 6 singing and acting retarded for the benefit of my mother’s pocket money, and then watch Dr. Phil verbally abuse her for making me into a dancing monkey, then please tune in because you’ll be EXTREMELY entertained!!!!! I finish the show off by doing a live and very touching version of my song ‘Porcelain Doll’ (of which I wrote and composed ALL of when I was 13, and I am looking into the confusion with iTunes on why I am not listed as a writer and or composer on any of my music… I’m a tad bit salty about this bullsh** mistake!). So make sure to stay tuned in to the very end of the show.”