Michael Jackson Adds Sign To His Bedroom

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Monday night, “And other earthquake yesterday. This is getting crazy. This is like four earthquakes in a week. You think maybe this is God’s way of saying he’s not that happy with the Michael Jackson jury either? Well, as I’m sure you heard by now, Michael Jackson’s attorney, Tom Mesereau, who was here friday — very nice man, he said that Michael will no longer invite young boys into his bedroom. Right next to his bed, Michael now has a sign that says, ‘You must be at least this tall to ride michael jackson.’ … In fact, Michael Jackson is now demanding that the district attorney return all photos taken of michael’s private parts. They took pictures. He wants them all back. He said those photos were never intended to be seen by adults. … And he was mad. He told the D.A.,’Hey, the balls are in your court.’ … And there’s all sorts of gossip going on now. Sources close to Michael say he’s planning on leaving the country. He wants to live in either Africa or Switzerland. Africa or Switzerland. Why is everything either black or white with this guy?”