Michael Jackson And Bush Now Have Something In Common

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday night, “You know what President Bush and Michael Jackson have in common? They both live on a a ranch and have little friends [ie. Doug Wead] that betray them. … Hey did you see Michael Jackson arrive in court today? He came in the SUV, the windows rolled down, his head sticking out the window in the rain, which is normal for a guy who just got out of the hospital with the flu.”