Michael Jackson Dangles Lawyer From Balcony

According to news satire website The Borowitz Report, Michael Jackson’s child molestation case took another bizarre turn today as the self-styled King of Pop dangled a member of his legal team from a hotel balcony in Beverly Hills. “Jurors could interpret Michael Jackson’s dangling his lawyer as a sign of arrogance,” said Professor David Prentice of the University of Minnesota School of Law. “It’s as if he’s saying, ‘I’m so sure I’m going to win this case, I don’t care if my lawyer plunges to his doom’.”