Michael Jackson Excited For Kentucky Derby

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday night, “Oh, how many are ready for the Kentucky Derby? You excited about that tomorrow? I know Michael Jackson’s going to watch. Huh? Bunch of 3-year-olds running around. Oh, yeah, I’m way off base. Well, Michael Jackson entered a a not guilty plea today up in Santa Maria to ten charges against him. Ten charges. That’s one per finger. Eww. [Audience groans] I’ll tell you, Michael is taking no chances. Today at his hearing, he would only answer questions with Dick Cheney at his side. Yeah. Well, you see, after the hearing today, Jackson’s family went to a pizza parlor to eat. See, I don’t think he gets it. Is this really the time to go to Chuck E. Cheese?”