Michael Jackson Flu Diagnosis

Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Tuesday night, “Well, he’s fine now, but earlier today was taken to the hospital with a case of the flu. [Audience aws] Yeah, they could tell he was ill because he was looking pale even for Michael Jackson.”

New From Whitman’s Chocolate

February 13, 2005 – David Letterman joked during his Late Show monologue on Friday night, “You know Whitman’s Chocolate? They’ve come out with a special commemorative candy. It’s lovely, it’s delicious – it’s white chocolate with a nut inside.”

Corey Feldman Gets A Call Back

February 13, 2005 – Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday night, “That’s the big story today. Former child star Corey Feldman has been subpoenaed to testify in the case. I think this is the first call back Corey has had since the movie ‘Goonies’.”

Culkin And Tucker To Testify For Jackson

February 13, 2005 – Tina Fey joked during last night’s ‘Weekend Update’ on ‘Saturday Night Live’: “Sources say Macaulay Culkin and Chris Tucker are willing to testify that Michael Jackson never molested them during their many childhood sleepovers at Neverland Ranch. In a related story, I’m going to testify in the Robert Blake trial, because that guy never tried to murder me. Never murdered me once.”

Actors Hired To Re-Enact Jackson Trial

February 12, 2005 – Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Thursday night, “The E! Channel is hiring an actor to play the role of Michael Jackson in their re-enactment of the trial. They’ve also hired Tito to play Tito.”

Something Comes Between Jackson & Corey Feldman

February 12, 2005 – Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday night, “And former child star Corey Feldman is giving an interview on ’20/20′ – it airs tomorrow night – and he’s very critical of Michael Jackson. He claims they were very close when he was younger, but something came between him and Michael. I think it was called ‘puberty.'”

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