Michael Jackson Hurts His Case

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday night, “The ‘Today Show’ did a feature on how age is a a state of mind. They always do this when you get old. They tell you it’s a state of mind. And you should make up your own rules about age. Like they said, 50 is the new 30. That’s what they say. Don’t confuse it with Michael Jackson’s 12 is the new 21, that’s not the same. [Laughter] Oh, and Michael Jackson was in court today facing the mother of the boy he’s accused of molesting. He faced the mother. I don’t think he helped his case any when he said, ‘Now which one was your kid?’”