Michael Jackson In Financial Trouble

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday night, “The New York Times reported this week that Michael Jackson is $200 million in debt and his financial advisers have ordered him to cut back on spending. Let me tell you something, if you’re $200 million in debt, the first thing you do is fire the financial advisers! In fact, they say Michael is so broke he actually has to dangle his kids from the balcony of a Motel 6.”