Michael Jackson In The Ladies Room

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday night, “Michael Jackson was in the news today. This was a really odd story. He was spotted in the ladies room in a shopping mall in Dubai, in the Middle East. You know, they are very strict about those things over there. Michael was in the ladies’ room, wandered in accidentally. Apparently he couldn’t read the sign. But he caused a huge commotion. See, I don’t know what’s stranger, really, seeing Michael Jackson in the ladies’ room, or seeing Michael Jackson in the men’s room.”