Michael Jackson Is Turning Japanese

E! Online reports Michael Jackson has just inked a deal to become the inspiration for a line of clothing in Japan. Japanese clothing manufacturer Wakita says it will create a line of suits and formal wear that will be hawked in department stores all throughout the country. “You know those clothes Michael wears on the stage? They won’t quite be that wild because we do have to sell in bulk to regular people,” spokesman Junichi Ota tells the Associated Press, which, alas, also means “no glove.”