Michael Jackson Jury Will Hear Former Accusers’ Allegations

Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Tuesday night, “Yesterday, the judge in the Michael Jackson case ruled that the jury can hear allegations against Michael from his former accusers. Yeah, which is good news for those of you who want to see what the cast of ‘The Goonies’ looks like now. Because they’re all going to be coming in. … Yesterday, Michael Jackson said people are attacking him because he’s black. [Laughter] Or was. And then he compared himself to Nelson Mandela. Yeah. After hearing this, Mandela called him and said, ‘Don’t make me put my foot up your ass’.”


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| Posted on March 31, 2005 at 5:50 am in Humor

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