Michael Jackson Loses Character Witness

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Monday night, “In Boston, the priest Paul Shanley was found guilty on all counts in his sex abuse trial. I guess that means Michael Jackson is losing a character witness. … Things are not looking good for Michael Jackson and his ‘no child left behind’ policy. … Did you see Michael Jackson’s interview with Geraldo Rivera? Michael defends his sister’s wardrobe malfunction. He said he told her at the time, “Don’t worry, I’ve seen worse.” Yeah, that’s why he’s on trial! Hel-lo!”