Michael Jackson Needed A Break From Trial

Jimmy Kimmel joked during his ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ monologue on Wednesday night, “Michael Jackson – singer, I don’t know if you’ve heard of him… (laughter). He got a break from his trial today, and he needed it because, I mean, the Ferris Wheel hadn’t been oiled, the giraffes hadn’t been milked… I mean, the Neverland Ranch is a mess. … Michael Jackson actually went to a funeral today. It’s kind of weird, because on one hand, you have the Pope lying in state, and on the other you have Johnnie Cochran. I think that’s what they mean by the yin and the yang. (laughter) Thousands of people showed up for his funeral today to pay their respects. In particular, I think Johnnie’s family will miss him, as well as his colleagues, his former clients, and really, anyone else whoever killed his wife.”