Michael Jackson Plans Move Overseas

Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Friday night, “Gotta talk about the biggest story of the week, was the end of the Michael Jackson trial. Aren’t you glad it’s over? I am. I’m glad. It’s finally over. And everyone’s wondering what’s going to happen now, you know, with Michael Jackson. And this is the latest, Michael Jackson’s brother Jermaine — this is true –is urging Michael to sell his Neverland Ranch and move to a country overseas. That’s what he’s urging him to do. Yeah. Which explains why, today at the United Nations, dozens of people were overheard saying, ‘You take him. No, you take him’. … This is a weird thing, though. Michael Jackson made a very strange announcement, which isn’t strange, but he announced that tomorrow he’s thanking his supporters by taking them to an Indian casino. That’s true. Yeah. Taking them to an Indian casino. While at the casino, Michael says he’s going to use his Indian name, ‘Walks with a 10-year-old.’ It’s a noble name with a long heritage.”