Michael Jackson Provides Excuse For Courtroom Tardiness

Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Thursday night, “Earlier today in Los Angeles, Michael Jackson showed up really late to court because he claims he has a sore back. Yeah, when asked about it, Michael said, ‘Sorry, I slept on a really lumpy 12-year-old’. … When Michael finally showed up in the courtroom, he was wearing pajama bottoms. That’s true, he wore pajama bottoms today. Yeah, ’cause if there’s one thing you want to wear to a molestation trial, it’s pajama bottoms!”