Michael Jackson Provides Kids An Escape Opportunity

Jay Leno joked about Michael Jackson during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday. Jay joked, “Did you hear about Michael Jackson today? Did you see this? Oh, it’s unbelievable. Today in Germany, Michael Jackson was over there getting a humanitarian of the year award or something. No, he is. Michael Jackson horrified onlookers, a whole bunch of fans, horrified onlookers by dangling a baby from a fifth floor balcony. He dangled a baby over a balcony rail. But the good news, the baby wasn’t hurt. And while he was out there, all the other kids in the room got a chance to escape. So that was okay. Yeah. You know, here’s my question. How did Michael Jackson even get into Germany in the first place? I mean, he must need a new passport photo every day.”