Michael Jackson Reporters Trample Bin Laden

According to satirical website the Borowitz Report, reporters desperate for a glimpse of Michael Jackson today accidentally trampled al-Qaeda terror boss Osama bin Laden, whose appearance at the singer’s Neverland ranch went virtually unnoticed. Elsewhere, Democratic presidential candidate Wesley Clark said that the Santa Barbara sheriff’s office had no clear “exit strategy” from the Neverland ranch and urged that the seventy or so law enforcement personnel swarming over the estate be replaced by NATO troops. Read more.