Michael Jackson Serious About Makeover

David Letterman joked during his Late Show monologue on Tuesday night, “Michael Jackson is going to get a complete makeover. He wants to look more macho and less creepy. Another job too big for FEMA. … Michael is serious about this makeover. For example earlier today he renamed the Neverland Ranch to The Ponderosa. … So here’s what he’s been doing, Michael has been lifting weights, decided to wear shorter wigs, and is going to use less makeup and I was thinking, ‘You know, it worked for Janet Reno’.”