Michael Jackson Signals The Holiday Season Is Here

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday night, “You can tell it’s the holidays. Authorities raided the Neverland Ranch today and found Michael Jackson in bed with the little drummer boy. … Authorities have tested Michael Jackson’s DNA and made an astonishing discovery. They now think Michael Jackson may be a black man in his 40s.”

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