Michael Jackson Skips Victory Party

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday night, “Oh hey, here is some great news. You folks might not know this. You probably heard this story. The 11-year-old boy scout who disappeared in the mountains of Utah, five days ago? Found perfectly healthy. Everybody was scared to death. Yeah. It turns out when he heard about the acquittal, he was just hiding from Michael Jackson. … Speaking of that, Michael Jackson had a big party for his supporters over the weekend. Michael did not attend the party. He was busy baby-sitting the kids whose parents went to the party. … You have heard about this? Michael Jackson said he’s been thinking about moving to Africa. Well, that is the perfect place for someone who wants to stay out of the sun, isn’t it? Africa? The guy walks around with an umbrella guy 24 hours a day. Why don’t you go to Seattle? At least your umbrella guy would earn his money.”