Michael Jackson Stresses Common Bond Of Religions

Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Friday, “’s still in the news. Yeah. That’s good news for me. Yeah. Everything he does now creates controversy. No matter what he does. This is true, though. After being given a humanitarian award in Germany yesterday — That’s not a joke. That’s true. It’s true. He got a humanitarian award in Germany yesterday, and afterwards, made a speech, stressing the common bond between Christians, Jews, Hindus and Muslims. Yeah. Yeah, and then, to prove his point, Michael dangled a baby from each religion out a window. Which was moving. It was very moving that he did that.”

Jacko Has So Many Spare Parts, He Made An Extra

November 23, 2002 – Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday, “How many saw that creepy footage of Michael Jackson holding the kid on the balcony? Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I bet that’s the last time his kid ever opens a $12 bag of potato chips in the minibar without asking. And people were really afraid he would let the kid go. Which is kind of funny. Usually, it’s the opposite with Michael. Usually, people are yelling, ‘Michael, drop the kid!'” Jay later joked, “People are fascinated with Michael Jackson. That’s all that was in the news this week. They’re now saying that Michael travels with a double. He didn’t want to, he just has so many spare parts, what the hell? ‘Let’s make an extra. We’ve got three or four noses.'”

Family Experts Debate: Is Jacko A Good Father?

November 23, 2002 – The New York Post asked Rabbi Shmuley Boteach, daily radio talk show host, and Raoul Felder, a New York-based matrimonial attorney who handles child-custody cases whether they think Michael Jackson is a good father. Boteach, who is a pal of Jacko’s said “yes,” while Felder said “no.”

Michael Jackson Is Off The Hook

November 22, 2002 – The New York Daily News reports German authorities announced last night after weighing charges against Michael that “No crime has been committed”, this according to Berlin police spokesman Klaus Schubert. Meanwhile, John Gordon, spokesman for California’s Department of Social Services says Jacko is off the hook in his hometown as well. “Because it happened in Germany, it’s up to the local authorities to investigate,” he said. Michael’s brother Jermaine Jackson told NBC, “It wasn’t a wise thing to do. He got caught up in the moment. It’s being blown out of proportion.”

Jackson’s Kids Are In Mourning

November 22, 2002 – Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Thursday, “Michael Jackson is still trying to bounce back from the child dangling incident the other day. True story. Yesterday in Germany, Michael Jackson took his kids to the zoo and for some reason his kids were wearing veils. That’s true. Yeah, when asked why they were wearing veils, the kids said ‘We’re in mourning because our father is Michael Jackson’.”

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