Michael Jackson Suffers Panic Attack At VMAs

The National Enquirer reports Michael Jackson was so horrified with a panic attack before getting his birthday gift from Britney Spears at the MTV Video Music Awards he almost didn’t go on stage. An MTV insider revealed, “Michael was completely unhinged. I knew he was weird but this was scary.” The insider says Jacko “started waving his hands in the air above his head and started repeating over and over again, ‘There’s too many people! There’s too many people!’” Staffers insisted to Jackson that he fulfill his commitment and he nodded in agreement, before mistakenly thinking he was being given an Artist of the Millenium award. An exec at the music network sniffed, “Michael acts as if he’s King of the Hill — when he’s really over the hill.”