Michael Jackson Takes Conan’s ‘Celebrity Survey’

During Conan O’Brien’s ‘Celebrity Survey’ skit on ‘Late Night’ on Friday night (August 4), Conan joked, “When I heard Lance Bass came out of the closet, I thought… Brooke Shields wrote, ‘He showed great courage.’ George Clooney wrote, ‘He can finally stop living a lie.’ Mel Gibson wrote, ‘Oh, my God, the Jews made Lance Bass gay.” He later joked, “You can find true love if you just have enough… ‘Harrison Ford wrote, ‘Patience.’ Uma Thurman wrote, ‘Faith.’ Michael Jackson wrote, ‘Pokemon cards.’”