Michael Jackson Tells Debbie Rowe He’s Moved On

Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Friday night, “Big witness yesterday at the trial. A big day. During testimony yesterday, Michael Jackson’s ex-wife said she still has a fondness for Jackson, she hopes that one day they’ll be reunited. [Audience aws] Isn’t that nice? Yeah. Unfortunately, Michael said he’s moved on. Now, he’s pretending to like other women.”

Jackson Working With Consultants

April 29, 2005 – Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday night, “Now reports that might take the stand in his own defense next month at the trial. Michael’s already working with consultants to try to choose a a nose he thinks will go over big with the jury. … And on MSNBC, legal expert Dan Abrams — he said that seeing Michael Jackson’s former wife, Debbie Rowe, in the video in front of the fireplace defending Michael with the music playing. He said it was like watching a a porn video. That’s what he said. He said watching that was like watching a porn video. What kind of bad porn videos has Dan been watching?”

Jackson’s Lawyers Get Childish

April 29, 2005 – Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Wednesday night, “The trial is the big news right now. Today two of Michael’s lawyers got into a shouting match in the parking lot. The lawyers got so childish that Michael started hitting on them.”

Leno’s Wednesday Jacko-logue

April 28, 2005 – Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday night, “Another one of Michael Jackson’s lawyers on the defense team has left the case. Apparently, he finally got a good look at evidence. He said, ‘Oh!’ No, actually — no, it’s true. He got fired. You probably saw him. He got fired. Tom Mesereau yelled at him. He got fired. And you know, he didn’t look that upset after he left the courthouse. Show that footage of him yesterday leaving. [‘I’m so excited’ music] … Michael Jackson’s ex-wife Debbie Rowe testified for the prosecution against Michael today. She testified against Michael. I just hope this one incident doesn’t turn Michael off women forever. … No, actually, she is very important to this case. You know, she is the first person to testify so far at this trial that has never seen Michael naked. Did you know that? … That’s true. Actually, there was one kind of embarrassing moment when the prosecution asked Debbie Rowe if she would point out the man who was her husband for three years, and she pointed to La Toya. … Yeah, that’s a little — well, have you heard the latest rumor? Now, this is a real bombshell. I don’t know if this is true, but this is being reported on the news that she may concede that Michael Jackson is not the biological father to their two kids. Unbelievable. Which would be bad news for Michael, great news for the kids!”

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