Michael Jackson Tries To Get Passport Returned

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday night, “Hey, did you hear about this? Michael Jackson told the Santa Barbara D.A. he wants his passport back, but they lost it. They said they lost Michael Jackson’s passport. Of course, on the bright side, he can just use La Toya’s. I mean, who knows, really? And what if you find it? And it’s not like you can travel with it. Not a lot of people look like that. ‘Are you sure this is you?’ ‘Oh, yes, that’s me, yes.’ He’s not going to pass — and if it’s more than three months old, it doesn’t look like him anyway.”