Michael Jackson Upset Over Neverland Closing

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday night, “Yeah, Neverland Ranch officially closed its doors today. Yeah, kind of sad. Michael Jackson is pretty upset. He said he had a lot of fondling memories of the place. … Okay, now that it’s for sale, a lot of the neighbors are worried. You know, they’re afraid some weirdo might buy the place.”