Michael Jackson Wants To Move To Berlin

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday night, “This is amazing. says he wants to move to Berlin. Did you hear about this? Moving to Berlin. In fact, as soon as the Germans heard about it, they started to put the wall back up.”

Yet Another Hot Day

July 21, 2005 – Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday night, “Thank you once again for coming out on another hot day. Man, it was hot today, wasn’t it? It was so hot today, Michael Jackson walked up to a a boy selling lemonade, and just got the lemonade.”

Hottest Day Of The Year

July 20, 2005 – Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Monday night, “Thank you for coming out on the hottest day of the year so far. It was 107 today. People are sweating like Michael Jackson looking at pictures of Harry Potter.”

Jackson’s Gifts To Jury

July 8, 2005 – Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Thursday night, “It’s been reported that Michael Jackson gave every juror in his trial a Tiffany keychain engraved with the words ‘I will love you forever.’ That’s true. Yeah, the weird thing is, each keychain had the name ‘Timmy’ crossed out.”

The Perfect Supreme Court Nominee

July 8, 2005 – Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday night, “As you know, Sandra Day O’Connor is retiring from the Supreme Court, and now a number of special interest groups are trying to pressure President Bush’s selection for Supreme Court nominee. Some want — they want Bush to nominate another woman. Some want a man. Some want an African-American. Some want a Caucasian. You know what that means? You know who the perfect nominee is? Michael Jackson. He’s black, he’s white, he’s male, he’s female.”

Jackson Resting In Bahrain

July 6, 2005 – Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday night, “And Michael Jackson is currently vacationing in the country of Boy-Rain. Is that how you say it, Boy-Rain? Oh, it’s Bahrain. He’s in Bahrain. He was invited there by the Bahrain royal family. You know, I’m glad Michael’s over there in the Gulf. But I’ve got to be honest. You know, one of the first things I noticed when I saw him at the trial, he needs to get a a little sun. It would be a good change.”

Jackson In Bahrain To Stay With Pal Sheik Abdullah

July 2, 2005 – Why has Michael Jackson headed to Bahrain following his acquittal on child molestation charges? “During Michael’s trial, Sheik Abdullah called many, many times to offer his support,” a source told The New York Daily News. The insider adds that Jackson that brought his three children, and is still “recovering and trying to put some weight back on his bones.”

Jackson’s Kids At Le Bourget Airport

July 2, 2005 – Michael Jackson’s kids arrived yesterday in Paris to meet up with their father at Le Bourget Airport near Paris, France on Tuesday (June 28) on a private airplane. Michael Jackson stayed alone 4 days at the Hotel Crillon. Pictures at abacausa.com have since been removed.


Related News

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

popdirt.com