The Sun reports Michael Jackson wants to remarry his ex-wife Lisa Marie Presley after her recent divorce with Nicolas Cage. “She is available and Michael wants her back,” a source said. “He’s in a lot of trouble and he needs her.” The source explains that Elvis’ daughter was “the only calming influence in his life.” Read more.
Jacko Needs A Spider Bite On His Nose
December 6, 2002 – Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday, “Michael Jackson limped into court yesterday with a bandage on his foot. It was swollen from a spider bite — swollen up to three times it’s normal size. You know, maybe he should think about taking that spider and putting it on his nose. I don’t know. Is it me, or is Michael Jackson a little strange? A little strange? Did you see what he was wearing in court yesterday? It looked like a private schoolboy’s uniform. Isn’t that creepy? That’s like seeing your priest showing up in Garanimals. You know what I mean?”
Jacko Wanted A Role In ‘The Three Stooges’
December 5, 2002 – The National Enquirer reports producers on the set of the upcoming film ‘The Three Stooges’ were stunned when Michael Jackson phoned them out of the blue to ask if there was a part for him. A spy says Jackson was told politely: Don’t call us, we’ll call you.