Michael Jackson Working With Consultants

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday night, “Now reports that Michael Jackson might take the stand in his own defense next month at the trial. Michael’s already working with consultants to try to choose a a nose he thinks will go over big with the jury. … And on MSNBC, legal expert Dan Abrams — he said that seeing Michael Jackson’s former wife, Debbie Rowe, in the video in front of the fireplace defending Nichael with the music playing. He said it was like watching a a porn video. That’s what he said. He said watching that was like watching a porn video. What kind of bad porn videos has Dan been watching?”