Michael Jackson’s 20 Year Childhood

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday night, “Well folks, in about 20 minutes, both hands will be on 12. But enough about Michael Jackson… I think I’ve decided what my new year’s resolution is going to be. I’m not watching any more creepy Michael Jackson interviews… Did you watch the other night? Michael explained the reason he has Neverland and lives the way he does is because he never had a childhood. He’s 45! He’s been saying that for over 20 years. He’s had a 20 year childhood. He’s now had the longest childhood in history. Grow up it’s over!”