Michael Jackson’s Bed Only Sleeps Five
Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday night, “This is a busy week for the post office. They’re handling more packages than Michael Jackson at a Boy Scout jamboree. Whooo! … I guess you heard, Michael Jackson was formally charged today on 9 counts of child molestation. And Michael Jackson said that was impossible. My bed only sleeps 5. Where’d you get nine? … Prosecutors have accused Michael Jackson of giving a young boy wine and showing him pictures of naked women. So it looks like he could be charged with being an Italian uncle.”
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