Michael Jackson’s Briefcase Surprise

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday night, “More problems for Michael Jackson. Today his inner child filed a restraining order against him. … The National Enquirer says the police found Michael Jackson’s stash of porn in a briefcase at the Neverland Ranch. See, that just shows you how truly strange Michael Jackson is – what guy hides his porno in a briefcase. You hide it in your sock drawer like any good American.”