Michael Jackson’s KFC Demands
Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Thursday night, “Michael Jackson gets Kentucky Fried Chicken for breakfast, lunch and dinner whenever he uses his private plane. Not surprisingly Michael always asks that the dark meat be white.”
Yetnikoff Discusses Michael Jackson With Fox News
March 10, 2004 – Former CBS Records president Walter Yetnikoff was on the Fox News Channel to discuss his new book ‘Howling at the Moon: The Odyssey of a Monstrous Music Mogul in an Age of Excess.’ He talked briefly about his experience working with Michael, bringing up the Jacko “I have to tinkle” story. FoxNews.com has since removed the interview.
Michael Jackson To Ditch Singing For Acting Career?
March 10, 2004 – A source close to Michael tells Us Weekly it’s “not likely” the king of pop will ever record another album. “Michael only has his sights set on being an actor at this point,” the source said. Does Jacko have a shot at big screen success? “I don’t see it happening,” talent agent Christine Donalds said. “He could only play himself. Nobody is going to take him seriously because of his looks and infamous behavior.”
Coffee, Tea Or ‘Jesus Juice’?
March 9, 2004 – Was Michael Jackson drinking booze on board his private jet? The answer is yes. ‘Extra’ earlier reported on wine on board, and now the television show ‘Celebrity Justice’ is reporting records from his flight manifest reveal Jackson asked for white wine in diet coke cans on every flight. In the child molestation case against the King of Pop, prosecutors claim Jackson would hide wine in soda cans and give it to young boys, saying it was Jesus juice, prompting some to draw the comparison.
Martha Stewart Conviction Leaves Michael Jackson Frightened
March 8, 2004 – Jay Leno joked about the Martha Stewart guilty verdict during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday: “How amazing is that? A jury actually convicting a rich white woman on felony charges. Michael Jackson must be scared to death!”
Michael Jackson The Unwelcome Hotel Guest
March 8, 2004 – Star magazine reports that during a recent stay at the Beverly Hills Hotel, Michael and his entourage drove employees crazy. “Why does he need to stay here when he still makes his staff do everything,” a frustrated employee told the tabloid. “He even sent his personal valet to the kitchen to make sure his meals were cooked appropriately, and that everything was sterile!”
I sort of get that joke,but then sort of don’t, and its not a funny joke either and it could also be interpreted as racist. Not one of Leno’s best jokes,he’s losing his touch when it comes to old age.
lol boo