Michael Jackson’s New Legal Strategy

Craig Kilborn joked during his Late Late Show ‘In The News’ segment on Monday night, “Our top story, in ‘barely legal’ news, less than a week before he’ll be arraigned on charges of child molestation, has fired his old legal team and hired a new one. Jackson’s new lawyers will argue that after so much plastic surgery, the man on trial is no longer the same man who was accused of the crime. Meanwhile, has been working hard on his next project called ’40 Going on 14′.”

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