Michael Jackson’s Ranch Shut Down

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Monday night, “Authorities shut down Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch. [Audience aws] Hey, guys, what’s the hurry? Whew! We thought FEMA was slow to respond to a crisis. … Well, more bad news. You know who bought it? The Catholic church. Yeah, not good. … Things are not looking good for Michael financially. No, not good. In fact, Michael Jackson’s financial situation is so bad, the last time he was in the black, he was black. … You know, what happened? What happened to Michael? What happened to the American dream for a guy like Michael? You work hard. You save. You get a house, a car, a a roller coaster for the backyard with a zoo, a llama, a wife who doesn’t care, a secret bedroom you can hide children in with eight locks on it. What happened to that dream?”