Michael Jackson’s Vegas Deal

Jimmy Kimmel joked during his ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ monologue on Wednesday night, “Today was a very good day for Michael Jackson … well, I guess as good as it can get when you’re on trial for child molestation. (laughter) For the second straight day, Michael was 20 minutes early to court. What he’s done – and this is very clever – he’s started TiVo’ing ‘Teletubbies’. … There’s a story going around that when Michael gets off scot-free, which will happen, he’s going to sign a deal to be the house performer at the new Trump casino that they’re building in Las Vegas. I guess things went well with Celine Dion at Caesar’s Palace, and they figured why not sign up another superstar white woman to perform.”