Michael Jackson’s Version Of The Nicotine Patch

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Monday night, “Over the weekend, Michael Jackson had a big party at his Neverland Ranch to thank all the people who have supported him. They said the theme of the party is ‘you are not alone’. I think that was the problem if I’m not mistaken… According to Fox News, Michael spent much of the party chatting with a dwarf. That’s what they said chatting with a dwarf. I guess this is like Michael’s version of the nicotine patch. Gets you off real kids slowly.”