More Men Come To Bat For Michael Jackson
Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday night, “Let’s see what’s happening in the Michael Jackson trial. Oh, today on the witness stand, Macaulay Culkin testified that Michael Jackson never molested him. And people were shocked, especially Michael. He said, ‘Are you sure?’ … Michael’s lawyers, his defense lawyers plan to put three more men on the stand who also say that as a boy, they slept in the same bed with Michael and nothing ever happened. The three boys are Tito, Jermaine, and Jackie. … Listen to this. According to The National Enquirer — and they’re pretty good on these things. The National Enquirer says Michael Jackson has secretly sold the Neverland Ranch for $35 million. The scary part, you know who bought it? The Boston archdiocese.”
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July 10th, 2009 at 2:11 am
….and how do you feel now Jay Leno?
I never found you funny anyway…Im surpried you are still on the air….
August 19th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
Who? Michael Jackson will be rememberd and loved way past Jay Leno’s use-by date. One is a legend and the other a cheap excuse for a tv personality with a name that rhymes with gay dummo!!!