Mr. Blackwell Names Britney Spears Worst Dressed Celebrity

Mr. Blackwell has released his 46th annual Blackwell’s Worst Dressed List of 2005. And the winner is Britney Spears, whom he says “looks like an over-the-hill Lolita.” Others in the top ten included Jessica Simpson at #3 (“She resembles a cut-rate Rapunzel slingin’ hash in a Vegas diner”, Mariah Carey at #5 (The world applauds your musical emanci-pation … but please – leave that body to our imagination”), Shakira at #8 (“Coiffure by Medusa …. clothes by the Marquis De Sade”), and Lindsay Lohan at #9 (“The Teen Scream defines ‘Fashion Fright’ – looks like she’s aged 30 years overnight”).