Mr. Blackwell Names Britney Spears Worst Dressed Celebrity

Mr. Blackwell has released his 46th annual Blackwell’s Worst Dressed List of 2005. And the winner is , whom he says “looks like an over-the-hill Lolita.” Others in the top ten included Jessica Simpson at #3 (“She resembles a cut-rate Rapunzel slingin’ hash in a Vegas diner”, Mariah Carey at #5 (The world applauds your musical emanci-pation … but please – leave that body to our imagination”), Shakira at #8 (“Coiffure by Medusa …. clothes by the Marquis De Sade”), and at #9 (“The Teen Scream defines ‘Fashion Fright’ – looks like she’s aged 30 years overnight”).

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