Mr. Britney Spears’ Suit Swells Sweatsedo Sales

Sweatsedo issued a press release on Thursday (March 10) revealing that they have sold every last Pure White suit in stock thanks to Kevin Federline’s decision to wear the clothing when he got married to Britney Spears. “It’s unbelievable,” Sweatsedo co-founder Rich Kunkel remarked. “As soon as this guy chose to outfit all his groomsmen in personalized velour sweatsuits, they just started flying off the shelves; we couldn’t keep them in stock. Now if he’d only wear his hat on straight, we could hire him as a model.”