The suits at MTV worked overtime after Triumph the Insult Comic Dog’s appearance on MTV’s Total Request Live on Friday. Nearly every sentence out of the comic pooch’s mouth was censored by the network by the time it aired out on the west coast. In a brief exchange that wasn’t censored, Triumph was asked about the competition his debut album ‘Come Poop With Me’ faces. Read on for a transcript.
Damien: It’s a very busy time for albums. I’m surprised you released it. Does it stack up against the other albums. Your against Nick Lachey.
Triumph: I’m shaking, who Nick Lachey?
Damien: He’s the big pop star now.
Triumph: What happened with e rest of 98 Degrees? They’re with the other also-rans of *NSYNC, I think. Oh, I’m dissing you. I kid you. I’m going to blow these artist out of the way. Britney, come on. I’m tired of her lip syncing. I’m tired of the lip syncing, Barney the Dinosaur is a better lip syncer than her. Can I introduce the video? You won’t believe your eyes when you see Justin Timberlake this way [in Poopmation]. And I have a lot of street credit, you know? I come from a musical background. My mama is an afghan, she looks like Celine Dion, and my — that’s right. And my sister isn’t musical, but she smells like Christina Aguilera.