Musto Weighs In On Jacko And Kelly Osbourne

Amongst the comments in Michael Musto’s column today in the Village Voice: “An alien has dangerously taken Jacko’s baby, and it’s named Jacko, honey. But rather than stand under that hotel balcony to catch the poor kid—and by the way, I bet Jacko was holding the towel on his little head so his nose wouldn’t fall off.” He later said, “The otherwise attractive (if seven-eighths alien) Kelly Osbourne has adopted the rotten trend of using the word gay to signify obnoxious. When the Post asked her what she’s listening to these days, Kelly said, ‘This is gonna be really gay, but it’s myself.’ Well, this is gonna be really fat, but shut up, be-otch!”