Myleene Klass’ Boobs Banned As They Overshadow Hear’Say

The Sun reports bosses at Polydor say Myleene Klass’ 34D boobs are so popular they divert attention from the rest of Hear’Say, and have ordered her to cover up. An insider said, “Myleene’s image is great, but we want to contain things a little bit. Over recent weeks most of the pictures in the Press have focused on Myleene’s chest. All the talk’s about her breasts, not the band’s performance – we’ve told her to keep them under wraps a bit more.”