Networks Refuse To Air New Bin Laden Tape After Finding No Information About Jackson Case

Satircal website The Borowitz Report revealed Friday that the twenty-four-hour news networks today announced that they decided not to broadcast the latest video by al-Qaeda mastermind Osama bin Laden after determining that the tape contained no new information about the Michael Jackson case. “We have an obligation as news people to give our audience the latest information about Michael Jackson’s case, and Mr. bin Laden’s latest effort falls well below those standards,” a source explained. Read more.