Neverland Boy Scouts Are Like Firefighters

Jay Leno joked more about Michael Jackson during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday night. He joked, “Tonight we have California firefighters here to give thanks to them for the great job they did putting out the fires. These guys are brave. Just like the Boy Scouts at the Neverland Ranch they put their asses on the line everyday. I’m sort of worried about L.A. tonight. The firefighters are here. The police are all up at Michael Jackson’s place. Who’s protecting the city? Of course you know about Michael Jackson – or as the kids call him ‘Spongebob No Pants’. Police had a warrant to arrest Michael Jackson but they arrested Diana Ross by mistake. I guess Michael was arrested under that new law – three tikes and you’re out. They performed a cavity search on him and found Emmanuel Lewis.”