Neverland Ranch Shut Down

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday night, “State officials said they closed the Neverland Ranch for violating labor laws. Yeah, apparently they found some kids digging an escape tunnel without a permit. … No, you know why they shut down Neverland Ranch? They shut it down ’cause Michael has failed to pay his workmans compensation. Don’t you want to leave California? Molest a boy scout troop, they let you stay open. Miss a check for one week, ‘Hey, come on you.’”