Neverland Searched For DNA Evidence

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Monday night, “I’m sure you heard about this – on Friday, authorities in Santa Barbara searched Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch looking for new DNA evidence on Michael’s bed. I don’t want to say it looks bad for Michael, but from what they gathered, they were able to clone three little boys. That is not good. In fact, you know what Michael Jackson said when he saw the sheriff’s deputies pull up. ‘Remember, if anyone knocks on the door, you’re all elves’.”