New Year’s Resolutions For 25 Most Annoying Celebs

In case they’re not aware of how annoying they’ve become, The New York Daily News prepared a few New Year’s resolutions for the 25 worst celebrity offenders, including Madonna, Jennifer Lopez, Britney Spears, Michael Jackson, and Paris Hilton. They tell Spears, “You told us you were taking a break. We hope you mean it. You and your second husband are free to wear sweats and gobble chicken fingers at will. Just don’t hit us with it one more time. We think you’re toxic.”